
Witchcraft Today book, Richard Littler, Scarfolk
Last week, I heard on NPR that beenies were the fashion thing for men now. I thought beenies were the hats that looked like yarmulkes and had propellers on top. I was told, “No, they are knit caps.” Followed by, “Boy, I wish I lived in your world.” I assume that means Pleasantville. I wish that were true. I’d like to say I laughed only at episodes of I Love Lucy. But something is wrong with me. I needed to be told that Zero Dark Thirty was not a comedy, and laughter was not appropriate during torture scenes. Who knew?
I’d like to live in Pleasantville, but one of my favorite places is Scarfolk, UK. It’s a wonderful town in North West England that hasn’t progressed beyond 1979. Richard Littler’s genius website about Scarfolk describes it this way: Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science. ”Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay.” It looks like a nice place to live, except it’s in northwest England, which means it’s cold, and rains, and gets dark early, and people are probably sick a lot, and not tan. But it looks like they have a handle on the rabies issue. I’ve collected some of the wonderful collateral produced below.

Human Combustion book, Richard Littler, Scarfolk

Childhood hallucinogens book, Richard Littler, Scarfolk

Childhood drowning poster, Richard Littler, Scarfolk

Childhood strangers poster, Richard Littler, Scarfolk

Childhood reading book, Richard Littler, Scarfolk

Childhood maths textbook, Richard Littler, Scarfolk

Childhood rabies poster, Richard Littler, Scarfolk

Childhood innoculation poster, Richard Littler, Scarfolk